Loweman: You're trending.
Me: I don't know...what that is.
Loweman: Well, I have requests coming in, left and right. Fallon, The View, Fallon.
Me: What is "Fallon"?
Loweman: It's the Tonight Show, Dorren.
Me: Tonight? No. I have plans. Getty Villa. With...Jaxx.
Loweman: Then Sirius XM.
Me: What?
Loweman: Ok, strike that. A car dealership appearance in Simi Valley?
Me: Kool And The Gang.
Loweman: What?
Me: Too Hot.
Loweman: Ok. There's a taste-testing on Barrington this Sunday (dials his phone, whispers, confirms, ends the call) Little girl. Popsicles.
Me:
Loweman: Podcasts then.
Me: I don't know what that is.
Loweman: Radio shows, but on the Internet.
Me: I don't know what that is.
Loweman: I can get you on the Bret Easton Ellis podcast.
Me: I don't know what that is.
Loweman: Not for nothing, Dorren, but you're standing in the way of yourself.
Me: I don't know what that is.
Loweman: Fine.
Me: I don't know what that is.
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